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Buenos Aires · English Mastiff

The Pope gives Milei a talking-to – his Mastiffs have no comment

Stock image: English Mastiff. Weighs about twenty Miniature Pinschers.
Stock image: English Mastiff. Weighs about twenty Miniature Pinschers. Photo: Fido Factor from USA, CC BY-SA 2.0

What happened

Pope Leo XIV has been cheered by millions of people in Argentina – and has clearly criticised President Javier Milei’s austerity policy: the economy must benefit everyone, he said. Argentina is the second stop on his twelve-day trip to Latin America. Milei once described Leo’s predecessor as a “representative of evil”.

What does this mean for your Mastiff?

Hardly any head of state is as much of a dog person as Milei: according to media reports his English Mastiffs are clones of his late dog Conan and are named after economists; he calls them his “four-legged children”. A Mastiff weighs 80 kilos and more and eats accordingly – austerity, as everyone knows, ends at the food bowl. Whether the Pope also blessed the dogs is not on record.

What you can do now: Do not clone your own dog. And do not name it after economists.

Dog relevance ●●●●● 3/5Sources: Tagesschau, The Guardian

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